To: Wolfin Sheepsclothin, Chairman, the Brain-U-Like Institute
From: L. Beelzebub, CEO Grimm Reaper Pharmaceuticals
Dear Wolf,
As you are no doubt aware, The Big Boss (He whose name we cannot speak lest we be struck down and considerably mangled) has made known his satisfaction at the results forthcoming from our Swine Flu campaign.
Many people say dogs are extremely loyal to humans and make great company. While this is true you may be surprised to find that they can also be very affectionate towards computers. Because there’s a special breed called USB humping dogs.?
Yes, that’s right. Humping Dogs. As flash drives. You can’t actually use them as such as there is no memory in them but they sure make cheerful gag gifts. Because the electronics that is contained in them triggers obvious movements that will make anyone watching crack up. Do it in an office environment and your workmates will probably stop by more often than usual, just to get that laugh. Or to feed their never ending fascination. And who knows, maybe your dog loving boss will give you that long overdue promotion.
After all, someone who owns a gadget that funny has to be honored for their humor. And something that busy got to show a diligent “active” factor about the owner too. It may even reflect flexibility because humping dog pen drives are able to change positions. Yes, they can “work” from several angles even though it’s just the USB port. They can get things done in a fast pace, seemingly never tiring, or they can be somewhat laid back while still doing their duty.
Without the fun, humor and laughter that jokes bring, the world will be all frowns. Funny jokes are created to reflect life in unusual, hilarious and entertaining ways. A good laugh is as infectious as funny jokes are impacting to life. In adding humor to life’s experiences, funny jokes make the world worth smiling. The laughter that funny jokes bring makes people feel like a kid again and cope with difficult situations by looking at the lighter side of any circumstance in life. Funny jokes bring simple pleasures in life as they present a classic way of keeping people entertained.